Cristiano Ronaldo’s Legs Have Been Insured For $148 Million, Give Or Take

Cristiano Ronaldo, who apparently plays soccer when he’s not busy tanning, has just had his goal-scoring gams insured by Real Madrid for £90m which roughly translates to $148 million American dollars depending on how shitty our economy is doing that week. That’s ten million more pounds than Real Madrid paid to hire him. That’s right, his legs are more valuable than he is and that fact certainly behooves us to run a gallery of his man-muttons. Check it:

Click On Those Gams To See A Gallery Of Cristiano Ronaldo’s Million Dollar Legs