Try To Name One Thing Douchier Than This Image Of George Lopez And Ashton Kutcher
31 August 2009, 5:42 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Ok. So here we have Ashton Kutcher and George Lopez hanging out in Hollywood while wearing complimentary pink outfits. The unfiltered sense of douche emanating from our screen is making it so our pH balance is off like whoa.
“But, Alex,” you say, “what’s wrong with men wearing pink?” Nothing, babies. Not a damn thing. We love it when men wear pink. But Ashton Kutcher in pink? It’s like a giant walking dildo, sucking poor George Lopez into its vortex of suckitude.
Ugh.
We dare you - dare. you. - to come up with something more douchey (or enemanatic, if we’re going to try and be gender nonspecific) than this image.
Here. We’ll try, too:
The only way this image could be more enemanatic would be if…
…Ashton Kutcher was wearing a trucker cap,
…and George Lopez was wearing Ed Hardy,
…and then Jessica Alba strolled into the scene,
…which attracted the attention of Jon Gosselin,
…who was wearing “Windsong,”
…and asked her to “do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips,”
…right before popping the collar of his striped shirt.
Shudder.
Your turn, kids.
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George, George, George. 2 words MAS PUTO
What about Ashton Kutcher sticking a douche bag up his vagina? (is that how it’s done btw?)
Close. So close.
seriously what are they doing?
They are in a gang now.. the Pinks Mas PUTOS. They are hanging around Hollywood to try to get a bigger posse so then they can go rough up Mr Estrada.
They will probably recruit Paul Rodriguez ans A. Martinez to join the Pink Mafia so they can kick Ponch’s ass
i would like to add “and they discussed how funny tucker max is”
But midget sex and poop are endlessly amusing! Bro-dawg!
more douchey if they had been cross-faded off that jager
Drakkar Noir would make this douchier. As would their usage of the phrases, “Gnar-Gnar and Brosef”. Oh and copious amounts of Axe body spray.
very very pink
George looks like he chewed the bubble gum even though Willy Wonka told him not to.