Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Yes, But Was It Tossed?

This week has been full of strange chochas all rubbing up on places where bums pee and hipsters vom, women setting themselves on fire in places were a 14-year-old chonga’s water breaks, and Jenni Rivera being, well. All over the damn place. In a word: Ugh!

Additionally, we’ve been trying to wean ourselves off our greatest vice (Diet Coke, if you must know) this week, so we’ve been twitchy and sweaty and generally feeling like we want to die. We’ve had to drink water. And that just tastes like watery Coke. Plus, we were attacked by a cat. Luckily, some many commenters this week were such utter asshole that we, figured, hey! They’re lives are probably so much worse than our own right now.

There were, however, a (big) handful of commentator who was able to get us laughing. And that commenter is Guest. Because fuck it if you guys ever register:

Re: Anyguey Vacay: Come Party Your Balls Off In Ibiza

Last time I was in Ibiza, a girl squeezed my huevos so hard, I turned to egg salad right on the dancefloor.

Thank you so much for that lovely visual, Guest. May all your eggs be deviled.