Jason Biggs Attacked By Monkey In Gibraltar. Apparently The Monkey Mistakenly Blamed Him For You Don’t Mess With The Zohan.

Here’s a fun little nugget of a story: Jason Biggs, the actor best remembered for his role in the American Pie movie franchise and not a whole lot else, was attacked by a monkey while vacationing with several friends in Gibraltar. 

Biggs, who was traveling along with his American Pie co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas in order to commemorate the film’s tenth anniversary (Ed. note: I AM GETTING SO OLD AND I AM GOING TO DIE.), was walking along, playing an awkward and horny yet lovable oaf, when a monkey leapt out from some nearby trees and attempted to bite him in the face.

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Are you done? Ok.

He wasn’t seriously injured, but he and his travel companions decided to shorten their trip and return back to the United States as quickly as they could. 

Perhaps the most hurtful aspect of this story, however, is that 20 Minutos‘ report of the incident referred to Biggs as “Adam Sandler” in their URL:

Poor Jason. 

Jason Biggs, el ‘prota’ de ‘American Pie’, atacado por un mono salvaje en Gibraltar [20 Minutos]