Round 5: Jenni Rivera Vs. Niurka’s Hungry Vagina

Now is where it gets interesting. If you’ve been following our coverage of Jenni “THE REYNA,VIDA,DAMA Y SENORA DE LA BANDA!!!” Rivera, you’ll remember that her initial beef was with Niurka Marcos, whom she accused of resorting to scandals as an attempt to sell records. 

Niurka simply responded with a cavalier, “Oh? The whale wants to start something?”

But we knew - we just knew - that this was not going to be the last we’d hear from Niurka as far as Jenni’s fervent feuding was concerned. And, by God, were we ever right.

Niurka was since hooked up with none other than Javier Ceriani - the celebrity reporter who had his face turned inside out by Jenni’s brother after Javier called Jenni “fat” on Laura Bozzo’s talk show.

Niurka and Javier were photographed making out (before she shaved off her trademark curls) by an anonymous source while out to dinner. At Olive Garden, we hope.

Niurka has also mentioned that her new boyfriend is Argentine - which Javier Ceriani certainly is. 

So. Does this mean Javier called Jenni a Fatty McPlumington after hooking up with Niurka? And, if so, was it because she was gently prodding him to do so? Perhaps with her acrylics? 

Niurka Marcos and Javier Ceriani an Item? [Latin Gossip]