Jessica Alba Is On The Set Of MACHETE. And We’re Ok With It. We Think.
20 August 2009, 5:59 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Just when we thought we had lost all hope in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE (We’re looking at you, wet-muskrat-stapled-to-Lindsay’s-head.), along come pictures of Jessica Alba with Michelle Rodriguez. And she’s smiling. It is like this movie is made of magic and love. And, just maybe, the promise of two co-stars making out? No? That’s sexist? Fine.
Michelle, as you already know because you read Guanabee on the daily, is among the several AWESOME things that MACHETE has going for it that initially got us all excited for this movie. Other awesome things include:
- Being about a Mexican who isn’t a wise-cracking sidekick.
- Being about a Mexican who isn’t a wise-cracking sidekick who is a chihuahua.
- The fact that it features Michelle Rodriguez wearing shorty-shorts and combat boots.
- Robert DeNiro.
- STEVEN SEAGAL. HELLO!
- No Rose McGowan in sight.
- Without MACHETE, there would be no MACHETE: LEGO VERSION.
- Danny Trejo’s hair. It is beautiful and majestic and can cure chlamydia. It has the power to heal wounds, solve riddles, Bedazzle denim, and unicorns use it to make dreamcatchers.
- The inclusion of Luz, the cleaver-wielding taco truck lady.
So, yeah. We think all of that generally outweighs the fact that Alba can’t act her way out of a paper bag. And that she’s dumb enough to get trapped in a paper bag in the first place.
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lady you crack me up so hard
i just spat up some water
thank you thank you
I hope this isn’t one of those movies were every single well-known Latino Hollywood actor/actress plays a part or makes a cameo. I’m looking at you, “In The Times of The Butterflies”! Have any of you guys seen that? It’s like the red carpet for the Alma Awards or whatever. Maybe Edward James Olmos will be there. Maybe Placido Domingo will voice a lil dog just like in “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”!!!
if danny trejo’s hair can cure chlamydia, can it also cure the hot mess of lindsay lohan? maybe her part will be like fergie’s in planet terror. short and sweet.
His hair may cure chlamydia but it gives you gonnarhea.
i always thought she looked prettier when her hair was black. you know, like a mexican.