Jesus Luz Shows Off His DJ Skillz In Madonna’s Celebration Video

Yeah, forget everything we said about being proud of Jesus Luz for developing hobbies other than taking a loofah to Maddona’s calluses in the shower. Baby Boy is only honing his DJing skills so as to appear as a cool accessory in Madonna’s video for her latest single, Celebration.

Check it out for yourselves:

Kid is seriously the worst model who ever was or will be. Don’t sprain your face trying show any sort of affect there, Jesus. And could someone please get a medic up in this somewhat ludicrous hopping-themed party styled by 1997? We think Paul Oakenfold is choking or something.