POP!: Pee Wee Is No Longer A Virgin

03 Aug 2009 | 16:30

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Pee Wee has lost his virginity, everyone. Let's follow the screams and shrieks and discover all the salacious details surrounding this most transformative of events in a young something's life... In a recent interview, Pee Wee admitted that he lost his virginity "to a woman," and that he likes sex very much. But, he adds, he can only have sex with someone he truly loves. We can relate, which is precisely why we usually have sex alone. Could his partner have been Raquel, the Orbit Mist spokeslady be brought with him to Los Premios Juventud? One can only wonder, confused. We hope the experience was as tingly and squishy as he'd hoped it'd be and that, whoever the lucky lady was, she took care to be polite and not wipe her dick on his sheets after the fact. Watch Pee Wee get his slut on in this preview for his new show, Camaleones:

Pee Wee pierde su virginidad! [En El Brasero]

What do you think?

LOL
CHISPAS
AY DIOS MIO
QUE CUTE
NERDO
NACO
CURSI
QUE COOL

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andardepelosuelto August 3, 2009

jajaja i hate the developers of photoshop for allowing the picture of his to exist in the world
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Fredo August 4, 2009

wipe her dick on his sheets after the fact. - I see what you did there, Alex.
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Guest August 4, 2009

WHATEVER HATERZ!
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x111e7thst August 4, 2009

Wait! Peewee loves Bears? Alex loves Bear references and scatters them about randomly? Both of the above? Neither? I'm all confused now.
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hatgirl August 4, 2009

Anyone else notice his freaky lookin' left arm?
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Guest August 4, 2009

ZOMG . . . I LOVE this post. You guys rule when it comes to tearing apart people who don't conform to gender-typical stereotypes. Can you make fun of Girls in a Comma. Those girls are fat and disgusting. They're prolly lesbians. Snark. Snark. Snark. Snark. LOVE it!!!!
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la rubia August 4, 2009

Wow, guest. Your interpretation of this blog is spot on. Spot. On. And, btw, I think it's Girls in a Semicolon.
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Guest August 5, 2009

Wow, it's sad that you fail to see the contradictions and hypocrisy of this blog. But I suppose you suffer from a terrible case of groupthink. But you're in luck, there is a cure: slowly remove your head out of Guanabee's ass and start using that mysterious object you carry around in your head--it's called a brain, btw. Good luck, Rubia. You can do it!
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Alex Alvarez August 5, 2009

I was trying to think about why your previous comment irked me to the point that I was thinking about it all during my subway ride today, and I've come to the conclusion that it's because I agree with you. You're right: Playing off Pee Wee's perceived feminine attributes as a punchline for a joke about is sexuality is hypocritical given other things I've written about the issue on this very site. As I was writing this post, I was thinking more about Pee Wee's insistence on bringing his sex life (or, previously, his lack thereof) into so many of his interviews and speaking about how much he loved women to the point that it seemed, to an outsider, as being a case of "the boy doth protest too much." And, at the time. I thought that was comical. And, honestly, still do. But that doesn't make what I was doing any less hypocritical. I can see how your interpretation is totally valid. So: You're right.
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Camilla Rowan August 5, 2009

and this is why I heart Alex. also: teeheehee. tee. hee hee. hee. Pee wee boning. (carry that thought with you for a while and just TRY not to chortle.)
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