Perez Hilton’s Cocoperez Women’s Site: Awesome Idea For Fat Sluts, Gay Bitches, Etc.

You have no idea how excited we are for the launch of Perez Hilton’s new “women-friendly” site, Cocoperez. Based on our extensive knowledge of Perez’s current site, we take it the new site will be friendly to women in the vein of things like  1) spotting between periods, 2) episiotomies, 3) forgetting the pill, and 4) going on dates with men whose mouths says “I like Entourage” while their eyes yodel “date rape.” All things we looked forward to as little girls.

We say this because Perez or, perhaps more accurately, his Chaucerian sister, Barbara, seems to really, really love women. The sites’ writer(s) love them so much so that any quality that even remotely deviates from the Mattel-certified image of a woman is deemed mannish or animal-like or just all around icky. 

We’re really excited to see how Perez & Co. manage to coat their current fare of referring to famous women as “She-Hulk,” “Maniston,” or “saMAN” with a thin, uneven veneer of “you go girls!” and “you are fierce, bitches!” If the way Perez feels about the people he writes about are any indication, his women’s site will really sit well with women who are 1) overweight, 2) gay, 3) butch, 4) plain, 5) muscular, 6) unconcerned with fashion or 7) literate.

Click Below to See Examples of Perez’s Overwhelming Love for the Ladieeeeeeees