Real Chance Of Love 2 Cast Includes At Least Two Latinas. How Can We Tell? ‘Cuz They’re Spicy.

Real Chance of Love 2 premiered last night on VH1 and, wow, did it ever renew our faith in humanity. The premise, for the unenlightened, is that Real and Chance (not their real names, unfortunately) are looking for love or something like it (pussy). The two are brothers who had appeared on I Love New York but, ultimately, weren’t selected. Because then how would they be able to have their spin-off of a spin-off?

They have a whole slew of women from which to choose, including at least one lady from all the major ethnic groups covered in reality television: Tough Black Girls, Punky White Girls, Dumb Blondes, Some Ugly Girl, Mean Brunettes and Spicy Latinas. We, of course, are mostly concerned with the last group.

But Guanabee, you ask, how can you be sure they are Latinas? Because this:

"Mamacita"

"Spanish Fly"

That’s right. Their nicknames are Mamacita and Spanish Fly. We guess it beats being the girl who was given the nickname “Junk.” She was named for the sort that is often found in the trunk, so to speak. Which we’re not sure makes it any better.

Two girls were removed for fighting (and drawing blood!), and two others for being weird and creepy. But our two “Spanish ladies” are still on the show, and you can bet we’ll be keeping an eye out for how they’re represented on the series. 

It’ll be tough, though. And not solely because the name of this show is so annoying. Seriously, shouldn’t it be “Real Chance at Love?” Argh!

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