Ricky Martin’s Alleged Daughter, Paola Ibarra, Is Celebrating Her Quinces And Everyone’s Invited!

Paola Ibarra, the alleged young daughter of Ricky Martin and a woman named Ana Bertha Flores, is having a quinceañera party. To celebrate this momentous event in their alleged bastard child’s life, Flores has graciously and publicly extended an invitation to Ricky Martin. Ricky’s balls RSVP’d by leaping up into his body cavity.

Flores goes on to say that she assumes Ricky probably won’t attend because he’s been “very distant” from the life the two have built in Monterrey, Mexico. 

Paola is said to have prepared for her upcoming festivities by shopping for a fabulous gown in Mexico City at all the “most prestigious stores,” and claims to be excited about the prospect of her alleged daddyperson possibly attending - although she admits she’s not exactly counting on it.

You might recalls that, back in 2007, we posted some of the first whispers that Ricky had a secret daughter. Because the rumor implied that the daughter was born as a result of Ricky placing his penis into a woman’s vagina, we were mildly skeptical. It also named the alleged vagina-possessor as “Beatriz,” which we now know not to be true. 

Mexican paparazzi caught up with Ibarra and Flores (whom they still referred to as “Beatriz”) outside a McDonald’s. We were able to ascertain a few things from this video: 1) AnaBerthaBeatrizDinaLohan had no issue with strange camera men filming her young daughter and at no point asked them to stop, even as her daughter grew visibly uncomfortable and informed her mother that she could not close the car door because the men were in the way, 2) we really don’t think AnaBerthaBeatrizDinaLohan is Ricky’s type and 3) Paula Ibarra is very pretty.

Previously, however, Ana Bertha had shied away from (while still catering to) the press after saying that rumors of her relationship with Ricky Martin had caused people to insult her and her daughter and to refer to her as “fatso,” “whale” and a a “slut.” 

Watch for yourselves:

In 2007, Paola spoke to the press about her desire to “distance herself” from her famous alleged father by pursuing a career in the very same industry under the alias “Paola I.” She added that she respects him as an artist but did not wish to be forever associated with him. Which sort of undermines publicly announcing that she’s invited him to her quinces. And it’s as if she even needs the publicity! We mean, come on. One look at the music video for her single “Besame” proves she’s going to be the next Duncan Sheik:

Click Below for Pictures of Paola Ibarra

Supuesta hija de Ricky Martin cumple 15 años [El Universal]