What Sort Of DEMON PEOPLE Rob Taco Trucks?
7 August 2009, 5:31 PM. By Alex Alvarez
East LA has been tragically torn asunder by a recent spree of taco truck robberies. At least 22 taco vendors have reported being robbed at gunpoint by a tagging crew. Investigators suspect there may have been several more instances left unreported given many of the vendors are likely to be undocumented Mexican immigrants who fear being deported if they come forward. This is likely why the tagging crew targeted the taco truck vendors in the first place.
Many vendors were also hesitant to come forward about the theft because they thought an ordinance limiting taco truck parking to one hour in a certain location was still in effect. Guilty taco truck vendor people!
Police have managed to catch four of the men involved but one is still on the loose. And, just like Captain Planet is helpless without the Planeteers, so is the LAPD powerless without the help of you, Taco Lovers of the Greater Los Angeles Area.
The suspect, Nery “Hope” Perez, is 21 years old, 5 foot 8, and 160 pounds. He has green eyes and a distinctive bat tattoo on the side of his neck.
So. Here’s what you gotta do, West Coasters. Set a trap: Lure “Hope” into a large box, propped with a stick tied with string, set up in front of a plate of tacos. When he comes sniffing for the tacos, bat tattoo fluttering softly with the straining of his neck like a great and powerful douche beacon, pull that string and NAB HIM.
Do it, Los Angeles. We’re all counting on you.
Taggers have robbed 22 taco trucks, sheriff’s detectives say [LA Times]
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too bad i dont live in LA..
dooooooooods that’s so effffed up cause in SF there’s many, um, street cart vendors. they wanna be beat up too. jk. ok, so west coasters: APB on that perez mooooofooooo.
but like for reals, this story is hellllllla fucked up. let the taco trucks sell delicious tacos and shit. cause my mouth is watering and i don’t even eat meat. cause i’m veggie you dirty minds.
i’m calling/texting all my so cal friends as we speak.the telephone tree has started.
The worst part is that the culprit, Mr. Hope Perez, is likely among the Taco Lovers of the Greater Los Angeles Area. It’s bean on bean crime!
don’t forget that it was our people who caught richard ramirez (the nightstalker) and gave him a beat down. if we can catch a serial killer rapist, we can catch this dude too!