5 Things Vanessa Hudgens Could Have Said About Dane Cook’s Naked Picture Joke
11 August 2009, 5:26 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Dane Cook made a joke about our favorite fauxtina Vanessa Hudgens’ most recent teta pic scandal at the Teen Choice Awards, which is obviously the most appropriate platform to 1) make jokes about young nude women and 2) feature Dane Cook.
Cook, in a moment that was later edited out of the televised broadcast, got everyone laughing politely until they stopped when he said “Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl.”
O rly? If phone are for phone calls, why do some have cameras? And amazing sexting abilities? And vibrating functions for lonely girls? You are wrong Dane Cook: Phones are for getting awkward people laid:
Vanessa reacted by dying inside, but we think she could have handled this whole thing much better. For example, she could have:
- Asked him which comic he stole that winner of a joke from.
- Reminded him that movies are for making money.
- Brought up that at least she’s never co-starred in a Kevin Costner film.
- Reminded him politely that at least she’s acting in a way more or less expected of someone her age, rather than being a 37-year-old comedian who is still stuck on acting like a frat boy with a penchant for date rape.
- Asked, “Dane who?”
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Oh man, so was soooooo moded. LMAO!!!!
She’s still freaking adorable though.
Didn’t he wish he was Zac Efron for one night…or maybe Chris Rock.
That is fuggd up, man. I thought this guy was from Boston. Where did
he get that Canadian accent?
somebody please smack that chicle out of her mouth… parece vaca!
Yes! I can’t stand gum smacking.
I love how excited she was at first and was shot down shortly thereafter. Oh and her friend just laughed next to her… love it.
The friend laughing next to her was the only funny part. Dane Cook is such an idiot. And yes, the gum must go.
hahahaha! “Reminded him that movies are for making money.”