Veronica Castro Vs. Valeria Liberman: Takin’ A Page From The Jenni Rivera Playbook

Why should Jenni Rivera have all the publicity fun when it comes to instigating feuds via song lyrics? Singer and actress Veronica Castro, mother of Tool-loving tool Cristian Castro, recently lashed out at her son’s ex, Valeria Liberman, in the lyrics of her single “Las tontas.” Subtle and classy, just how we fuckin’ like it ’round here.

Veronica took a long break from her music career, but is ramming and thrusting her way back onto the stage by hopping onto Valeria’s fame and riding that pony out until it kicks her in the face, apologizes and asks “Are you my mother?” Veronica is talking straight up shit about Valeria even though her own fool-ass son had an affair with a married stewardess while Valeria was pregnant with their child. Someone hold onto Valeria’s earrings and hand her a tub of Vaseline because we expect some shit to go down.

Sings Veronica:

¿Qué sientes hoy al verlo feliz? Saber que lejos de ti puede vivir. ¡Qué pena! ¿Cómo te duele verlo sonreír?Saber que hay vida después de ti. ¡Qué pena!”. 

Cuántas noches pasarás sin él, te preguntas. ¿Qué se puede hacer para tener control de su vida? ¿Cuántos días sin saber de él? Te falta tanto para ser mujer.

What do you feel, seeing that he’s happy? Knowing that he’s able to live without you. What a shame! How much does it hurt you to watch him smile? Knowing that there’s life after you. What a shame!

How many nights will you spend without him, you ask yourself. What can be done to control his life? How many days without word from him? You lack so much of what it takes to be a woman.

Tragic. 

We’re sure Valeria thinks about Cristian every night. Laughing at how he barely avoided being a bankrupt, aging singer with a fading star and a cock tattoo on his back.

So. Who ya got, people?

Verónica Castro dedica canción a Valeria Liberman [People en Español]