Video Allegedly Shows Michael Jackson Still Alive, Jumping Out Of Coroner’s Van
25 August 2009, 5:59 PM. By Alex Alvarez
This video allegedly shows Michael Jackson, alive(ish) and well(-like), jumping out of an LA coroner’s van and into a building. The footage was apparently taken after his corpse was transported to the coroner’s office and everyone’s head exploded and the internet sharted and some children breathed a sigh of relief and Joe Jackson was like, “AIRBRUSHED T-SHIRTS FEATURING HIS LIKENESS WE SHALL MAKE!” For those naysayers who say nay, the person who posted the video would like to assure you that it is real:
This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.
Check it out:
My, that was a sassy little jump!
Of course, if this is real (and if it is we’ll… do something you dare us to do), that means those crazy mistranslated YouTube videos in Spanish were absolutely correct!
Michael Jackson still alive after helicopter transport to coroner [LiveLink]
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Dead or Alive we are never going to stop hearing about this guy are we????? He is the Elvis of our generation but without the nose.
Seriously. If I hear “Billie Jean” played in one more store or bar, I’m going to snap and slap whatever person happens to be sitting closest to me.
Hey Alex…. Would you still slap that person next to you even if they were Mike Tyson?? Im not too sure what you’d be doing sat next to Mike Tyson in the first place but it’s and interesting question. And if Johnny Depp came in and started humming Billie Jean, would you stomp on one of his testicals?? Or would you forgive and forget??
Interesting query, Guest. After some consideration, I’ve come to this conclusion:
I’d slap ‘em both.
And they’d like it.
…..call me Leigh, PLease. Guest sounds so formal, and I dont want people here thinking I was David Guest or something, I cant have that!
Anyway, back to your answer, Mike would 100% loved to be slapped, only problem is he’d probably want to do the same to you! I heard he was a bit kinky like that…. how do you feel about that?? lol, as for Johnny, yeah…. im sure he’d love to be slapped by you too! Lets face it, who would’nt? ;)
One other thing Alex, could you please not be so descriptive in popping mens testicals, its left a really sour taste in my mouth! jajaja yuk! that was worded really wrong!
Aye dios mio, I am a true believer now. Why would anyone post some bs on the internetpuntocom
wha haaaa???
Maybe it’s LaToya trying to get attention again…ayieeee que spooky!
omggggggg DA KING IS BAAAAAAAK, HOLAAAAAAAAAA
The real MJ would have moonwalked out the van.
I dont know about this. it’s kind of creepy thought.
And I agree with Alex, (MJ que en paz descanse) but i am tired of hearing the music everywhere I go. And now my niece says that MJ is her Idol.. Really? REALLY?
i will so forgive him if it happens that he is still alive..he’s crazy..yes but in a good way..he deserves the peace he’s having now if ever he is still alive.. well, im kinda hoping..i♥mjj..
wow…. Would he?
That is not Michael if you were in the right mind you would know in this video you cant even see the person jumping out of the cars face maybe the van is the one that his dead body was in earlier but thats not him he deserves peace so this is just another rumor surfacing out of the blue just let him go to rest . He should at least get the respect he deserves <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Lovely E
Speaking as a licensed funeral director and embalmer, I can assure you that he is dead. No funeral home would jeopardize their business and their license to help someone fake their own death. No matter how much money they have. This is just some fake ploy to get people talking. I will believe it when I see him and Elvis sipping coctails.
deja vu!!!! didnt we (and still do) have Elvis sightings? let them rest!!!!!
i dnt think that was Micheal Jackson. you cant see anything of him that proves its him. just b/c you see someone get out the van dont mean it was him. i believe it was made to get people talking and stir up things. he couldnt have peace in life at least let him have it in death.
omg! the man is dead! seriously…that can be anybody jumping out of the damn van. leave michael alone. i understand that ppl want so badly for michael to be alive…i mean i miss him too but come on now! this video is in no way convincing…that could of been a woman coming out of the van lol
Can’t be the ole perv. Everyone knows his nose fell off in resuss…
If that was MJ why the hell would his Dr be charged with his manslaughter!!! U MUST HAVE SOEMTHING BETTER 2 DO, GET A LIFE!!!
lyers-leak the one who first posted it,go find better tings to do if u want to be famous,leave the god damn man alone,go n plan a better sh———-t if u people wanted to become famous
omg let him rest in peace the media wouldnt leave him alone in life, and its the same in death.
Leave him to rest you sickos
could this be the reason that the toxicology results are taking so long to come back?!
Reading comprehension fail.
Why don’t you all grow up?
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH.THE MAN IS DEAD.GET A LIFE YOU SILLY PEOPLE
This is going way out of hand now, The guy is dead and will be buried so why are we still goin on about MJ, he has lived his life and got the media attention. just leave him to rest in peace, i bet his family are gettin annoyed with everyone is talkin bout his death and i bet that everyone else would feel the same way too. just leave him to rest in peace
Very talent guy, but so weird…………..
Hahaha this is hysterical. Michael would NEVER put his kids through a fake death like this. You could see the pain and anguish on his daughters face at his memorial service, she wasn’t acting. Michael would not do something so awful like that.
omgggggggg
wtfffffffffffff
u actually fall for dis minor crappy shitt??
he died every1 knws his doctors been charged there mkin tribute shows all ova the world his daughters shared their greef along wid uva celebs?
dis stupid dum*** whu did this jus wnted sum web attention this cud be anyone wt a pile of shit….
Lol love ur attitude alex…
i love you, Guanabee, but just had to mark your emails as SPAM…my inbox is cluttered with pinche GUEST comments!
No worries. We still love you, too.
OMGGGG…that man is DEAD!!! get over it. Just like people say they’ve seen Elvis and Tupac, people are going to say they’ve seem Michael. And to my oh so simple minded friend, narco corrido, what do you mean you would some one post something fake on the internet?? do you not know that that is all people do on here, lie lie lie. i seriously hope you don’t believe everything you see or read on the world wide web because if so, you are in DEEEEEEEP shit…
Not sure if the person is Michael Jackson or not, the figure does look a similar build to him. I do think that the video should be examined thoroughly to prove if real or not, if the video is real then why has it appeared after all this time! This is going to sound horrible but the only other way would be to have Michael’s body shown to public view or something to prove that it is him, that’s if there is a body of course. If his death was faked then I think that it’s very sick and upsetting the his fans.
Hmmm! wasn’t that how they got him off stage. Remember one concert they wheeled these three things on, with look alike balancing on ledge, M. puts on helmet etc and flies with back pack out of stadium but really had swapped with other person on ledge and they wheeled the real M. out. Can’t rememebr which concert it was but if you freezeframe real slow you can see the feet ;o)
Let the poor guy R.I.P.
i think we should know that was him before we jump to conclutions!! but, heyy if alive thank u god!!!!!!! please let him be alive!!
-Sean
Hi Mj is in uk working in a store called mccolls google it and u find it
Alex grow up what the hell is posse mean can”t you go to school and learn english.
Here you go:
Main Entry: pos·se
Pronunciation: \ˈpä-sē\
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin posse comitatus, literally, power or authority of the county
Date: 1645
1 : a large group often with a common interest
2 : a body of persons summoned by a sheriff to assist in preserving the public peace usually in an emergency
3 : a group of people temporarily organized to make a search (as for a lost child)
4 : entourage
~*~The more you know…~*~
LOL! This tickled me pink!
First off, I can’t believe this person came here like this talking about growing up and speaking correct English, and trying to belittle you when there was no need….. “Alex grow up what the hell is posse mean can”t you go to school and learn english”
LOL! Shame-shame, a quiet word to the author of this crap, if you are coming here to “put down” don’t you think it’s right that you stop being a hypocrite and speak proper English yourself, In fact, I think it’s you that needs to go away and get a refresher course on the language you obviously have such a command with. You’ll find it’s ……what the hell “does” posse mean, not …..what the hell “is” posse mean. And just so you know, the word “English” starts with a capital letter.
Here endeth your new education, I wish I could give you a hug right now, cause you obviously wasn’t hugged as a baby, but I understand you because that would really make me bitter towards the world too!
With regards,
Leigh (an Englishman)
What a load of bollocks. Get a grip the man is dead. Jeezo saddo’s find some other poor git to stalk!!!!! Or get a life!
What a lot of shit, Michael Jackson my arse!! Get a grip and find some other poor bastard to stalk. JEEZO!
hey, who needs more proof than this? i dont think the human race could lie anymore than it already does anyways
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lmfao…I like that!!
I’ve looked over this video almost 100 plus times, and I have to tell ya, as much as I’m a ( well don’t believe it ) it’s almost believable. For these reasons: He’s/who ever: is weating a white t-shirt, what he was last seen in, and sunglasses, if you look very close, and black pants, which they said he was wearing, well, grey ones, the ones that he wore the night before while practicing, and the hair. And it’s about his height, and thinness. You be the judge. I know we all want to put this to rest, but it’s pretty damn uncanny, don’t you think? And I’ve looked at the difference in the coroners vans plates, and “they are” the exact same. This is very eary I have to say. If it’s not him, it’s a cruel and awful joke. But, if it is him, and there’s a lot out there that say he might have done something to cover something up, but he was really looking forward and practicing hard for his upcoming tour, and was excited about it, now if he’s still alive, why are they investigating the doc? well to cover things up, and cover up a lot of other things. Why hasn’t he been laid to rest yet? Why have they requested 3 autopsies? A ‘lil too much. This is very strange, and it’s not, what I thought at first put together, like I thought, it makes me really wonder. GOD willing if it is him/or not, “leave him alone”…MJ’s song. He wrote that for a reason. “leave him alone” already…..now this is just my opinion, everyone has one, just like and asshole….but you be the judge, take a closer look at it in very good detail, somethings’ up.
actually the family only requested 2 autopsies and even if he is alive, they SHOULD BE investigating conrad murray cuz he is a bastard for giving michael propofol in the first place….if thats him in the vid, then conrad murray aint got no reason to relax, cuz he gon get SEARCHED and FIRED and right now i hate his ugly guts for makin my hero, idol, and role model dissapear forever, if this is not mike in the vid
-mj in my heart 4 life abc easy as 123
Ok here’s the thing:
alive or dead we have to still be able 2 luv him just the same. i have been wishing everyday since june 25th that he would come bak and i cried for 4 weeks straight, but wen the newz stayed the same, i knew that my wish was powerless. maybe god came and changed some things, maybe not. maybe this is a look alike of michael. bottom line, whether its a scam or not, he is still alive…no matter wat, and i have not stopped believing that since the june 25th, and whether ur a hater or a lover, you believe it, too, cuz itz not possible to deny a simple fact: sure, the music died and the dancing died, but the real music in our hearts and the moves in our mind are always gonna be here. and if u get sick of him being on every single station on tv, deal with it, cuz us die hard fans are clappin our hands till the day we die…. love u mike and im cryin as i write this….
-mj in my heart 4 life abc easy as 123
i wish he was alive, but this is fake, u cant c the face of the man, n i dont think mike would do this to his fans, fakin his death, he loved his fans alot!
for everyone putting mj down u guys r so idiotic god grow up if hes alivehes alive if hes dead hes dead his funeral is the 29 according to tmz you morons nd as for u alex may i say u need 2 grow some testicals urself before dissing others
I’ve been trying to grow some but I think my soil is too acidic.
Well, honestly, I think this video is made up. Because what in the world would a person be doing recording a Coroners Van and following it? Or it could be just a girl coming outta that. Well, idk. But I definetly don’t think this is the true Michael Jackson.
Most of you should take a good hard look at urselfs in the mirror and give urself a Slap, its more than obvious u are bored.
You all say enough already, but here you are, even my for heaven’s sake. The truth of the matter is, and its true….we all loved him, his music, even his weirness. That is why we are here, that is why people talk. They still can’t believe it, neither can I. I was fortunate to see him in concert at the Victory Tour…Dodger Stadium 1984. If I could go back I would…it was awesome. He was great…good, bad or indifferent we all liked him. RIP Michael you are definitely in a better place. He’s loving all this attention and believe me, it will keep on coming. So everyone just accept the fact that…he will never be gone.
“Make this a better world for you and for me and the entire human race.”
No no, he is alive. They found him in the woods. Then the video taper got it!!!!
http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/27/michael-jackson-is-alive-and-well/
dude if this is real, i will be ssssooo happy but i don’t think he would do that to his kids. He would miss them to much…..plus they must have spent a million $ on the tribute so i don’t know!
p.s. they have a pic. when he was going to the hospital dead so and they also said that he must have been dead for 3 hours because all of the blood in his body was down at the bottom.♪RIP♪
If Michael is alive it serves everyone right that treated him like crap, how would you feel if people said 1/2 the stuff they did about him about you? he deserves peace as anyone but I just lost family actually my mom and dad and grandma in the past yr and faking a death is not right. There are other ways of getting peace he could of hid out for awhile……
i jus hope he didntmake the whole world SAD for nothon
I can’t picture Michael Jackson doing that to us he had to big of a heart to do something like that he would not want us upset with him specially after what people were towards him about other stuff he would not put his fans nor family and friends threw that besides he was an entertainer and caring of the sick children as well as a great dad not a prankster.
That very well could be any one coming out of that van just pulling a prank on us to be mean.
If you cant tell this is the real MJ then your site is lacking… Its obviously him.
well micheal is really tall and this dude dosent look that tall
Well, Leigh, I would make sure that, in this hypothetical situation in which I would find myself sitting in a bar alongside Mike Tyson and Johnny Depp, I would have my posse with me to back me up. This posse consists of Mr. T, The Undertaker and Michelle Rodriguez. And the reanimated corpse of Michael Jackson.
Crazy!
Is this the kind of abuse you need to put up with daily Alex? I thought people generally left these kind of slagging matches to the pages of Youtube. I’m genuinely so sorry to hear about your acid problem,(happen to me last year) and you must feel inadequate not being able to plant your plums into the soil of courage.
Anyway, your posse sounds as tough as hell! I would have added Stephen Hawkings personally, he’s a hell of a getaway driver when you all need to get out that bar super quick, a master mind in planning and execution. The thought of Mike Tyson wanting to rip you all apart wouldn’t faze him, he’d ensure your escape for sure. And it would only work if I wasn’t in that bar at the same all of this was going on, cause Ms Rodriguez wouldn’t be going anywhere, so you’d have to count her out! …….Hypothetically speaking of course
Leigh
Oh, I love our commenters, Leigh. They make the business of blogging nothing short of a constant delight.
You can be in my posse. We’ll probably butt heads over Michelle, but I think we’ll be able to work through that.
Really?? Because surrounded by ignorance would do my head in, especially when it’s directed at me. But that’s what I’m smiling about with you, the way you deflect it all and turn it into comedy writing.
jajaja, I’d like to join the posse, sure! why not. It’s just….ermmm, don’t rely on me when Tyson comes charging…..ok?? Other than that …. were cool! Is there an initiation or something?? It wouldn’t evolve high heels and squishing would it?? Let me know, I’m in London but could be there in a flash for that, especially with Ms Rodriguez, I’m not selfish, share and share alike I say.