Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We mean. Ugh, come on. Maybe we’ve had more than a few screwdrivers at this point, but. UGH! THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.
30 September 2009
PennyTalk Helps You To Be A Cringe-Inducing Stereotype All Over The World, For Cheap!
By Alex Alvarez at 5:13 PM.
Do you have a corny and outdated stereotype about white people? Mexicans? Indians? Oh, good. You’ll feel right at home here.
911 Call: Lexus Accelerates Out Of Control Due To Floor Mats, Prompting Recall
By Alex Alvarez at 4:35 PM.
Rick Sanchez aired a 911 call depicting the moment before a Lexus holding four terrified passengers accelerated uncontrollably at an intersection, resulting in the deaths of everyone inside.
Ruhama Canellis: “My Love Is Real & Alberto Cutié And I Were Totally Going To Tell You All About It, You Guys”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:01 PM.
Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.
Jennifer Lopez’s Miami Home Is Made Of Dreams, Unicorns
By Alex Alvarez at 3:07 PM.
Hello, Guanaburgers.
It is I, Jennifer Lopez de Anthony. I have come onto this web-thing to give you a tour of my fabulous Miami apartment.
White Problems™: Please Don’t Take A Picture Of My Dog
By Alex Alvarez at 1:39 PM.
In our latest look into the phenomenon that is people with White Problems™, we will seek to figure out why, exactly, some people are so protective of their pooches, going so far as to make sure strangers don’t take an unauthorized photo of their little darling on the street.
Meghan McCain Defends Zapatero’s Goth Daughters
By Alex Alvarez at 12:22 PM.
Meghan McCain, dark mistress of the night, has defended Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero’s two goth daughters, Laura and Alba, after the two were criticized by the press and public for their style of dress.
Mariah Carey Wants To Be A Mom To Someone Other Than Nick Cannon
By Alex Alvarez at 11:36 AM.
In an interview appearing in the latest issue of InTouch, Mariah Carey says she’s really looking forward to being a mother and waxes poetic about her perfect life and marriage to Nick Cannon and blahbbity blah in eight octaves.
