Belinda Will Have You Know That She Did Not Faint Because She’s Eating For Two

See? No baby.

Belinda is fighting mad over articles claiming that her recent fainting spell on the set of Camaleones was due to her carrying a womb goblin. For the record, that possibility didn’t really occur to us when he heard she’d fainted.

Said Belinda, her empty womb reverberating with passion:

It makes me laugh, the things these magazines say about me. They write these stupid things that don’t make any sense and lack all credibility. It makes me laugh because now it seems like they just have it out for me, it’s like… Ok, just leave me alone, please.

But what about when she does become pregnant?

The day I become pregnant will be because I am married, have been married for several years. But it’s, like, I’m a girl, I’m still young. It’s been like five years since I lived with my parents in their home.

So why did she faint, then, if it wasn’t for the existence of a tiny parasitic ogre? It’s important to deflect attention from media coverage of oneself by speaking to media outlets:

We were working very hard that day and with all the scenes we’d been shooting, I hadn’t eaten and then sometimes you don’t notice that sometimes you can faint, no? It wasn’t fainting; it was was just something silly. It was, like, I don’t know, like, I was dizzy and it was stupid - a little stupid thing that can happen. It’s happened to me thousands of times at concerts when I get dizzy from the heat.

So, like, we don’t know, like, maybe you can, like, have a snack? A drink of water? Like, you know. Take care of yourself, Belinda. You’re the only Belinda we’ve got, after Carlisle.

Finally, Belinda addresses recent rumors that she cheated on boyfriend Giovani Dos Santos with some trick at a nightclub, footage of which you can see here. 

For real that was, like, so stupid. It was a photo at a bad angle. It’s a lack of respect because he’s a friend. Like, ok, the kisses I do on the show are more intense. And when I, like, grab a guy to dance with, someone I work with and have known for a long time. It’s, like, a lack of respect.

Ok, ok, Barren Monogamist. We get it. 

Belinda estalla contra revista que publicó supuesto embarazo [Esmas]