Chupacabra Is Back: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go To The Outhouse

Well, summer almost ended without an appearance from the chupacabra, but not so fast, buddy. Jerry Ayer, a taxidermy teacher in Blanco, Texas, has come forth with this thing that looks like a big, steaming pile of poo. It’s not, though. It’s a frozen coyote/dog/rodent and he’s calling it a chupacabra because you can’t stop him.

Can we now stop saying that no one has ever seen this kind of thing before or that they aren’t native to Texas? Because, obvs., they are.