Real-Life Telenovela: Eddie Cibrian And LeAnn Rimes’ Exes Are Becoming Close

I'm so tired of being dragged behind...

We can’t help love celebrity chisme when it starts getting all convoluted and absurd with everyone being fun and kind of slutty with each other. Which is probably we we’ve become so obsessed with the LeAnn Rimes / Eddie Cibrian affair. Especially now that their exes, Dean “Sherbet” Sheremet and Brandi “Glands” Glanville are getting all cozy. Awww yeah!

While the two initially met while their spouses were shooting their Lifetime movie of DOOM, Sheremet recently reached out to Glanville and the two have reportedly bonded over trying to piece together the timeline of their spouses’ affair. 

So! Let’s attempt to write the next episode of this engaging telenovela. Here are some possible scenarios:

• Sheremet goes to work as Glanville’s hired hand at her massive ranch, where she is often seen lounging around in a sheer robe and cigarette holder. The two share lingering, smoldering looks over the course of a few weeks. One night, Glanville’s prize horse, Sarah Jessica, gets loose and races out into a thunderstorm. Sheremet is able to find the horse, but becomes injured, forcing Glanville to care for him, thus having to reach out across class differences… and down his pants. They do it in a barn.
• Glanville is kidnapped by her evil twin, Grody Blandville, and locked in a wine cellar. Sheremet, her long-time love, notices something is amiss, but will he be able to save her - and their love - before Blandville sells her to a band of wandering gypsies on their way to Madonna karaoke contest?
• Glanville is a nun who finds herself having… unholy… thoughts about the new priest in her parish. The priest, Sheremet, also lusts after Glanville, but will their love of God be enough to keep them from getting it on in the church’s bell tower? (Answer: No.)

Rimes’ Ex Reaches Out to Cibrian’s Estranged Wife [Us Weekly]