Eduardo Verastegui Still Didn’t Bang Ricky Martin While Wearing A Gimp Mask And Titty Tassels. Ok?

One of the more persistent and salacious rumors in the world of Latino gossip is that, at some point, Eduardo Verastegui and Ricky Martin had a romantic relationship. Eduardo, as you know if you follow Guanabee, has been very open about being against the idea of two men marrying each other and then covering one another in honey on their marital bed, gently biting one another’s ear lobes while reaching under and… What? Anyway. He totally hates that shit.

The most recent rumors about Ricky and Eduardo’s alleged relationship has Eduardo acting us the sperm donor for the twin boys Ricky had via surrogate (Rumors that we don’t, personally, believe. Those babies look just like Ricky.)

Eduardo has said the rumors about his sexuality don’t bother him, because he’s sure of himself and believes it’s inevitable that people are going to spread gossip about celebrities. Especially celebrities who pose for nude pictures with baby lions:

Eduaro also said that the humors about him and Ricky help him to “remain humble.” Which doesn’t make a lick of sense, because if someone made up a rumor about us successfully landing Ricky Martin, our ego would be giant. And throbbing.

On the topic of his ex-girlfriend Aracely Arambula’s possible (probable?) break-up with Luis Miguel, Eduardo says that women have to respect themselves in order to find a man who respects them (What are you implying, dork?), and that, once upon a time, he was gallivanting around the world with different women, too, a product, he says, of having been raised in a machista society. He adds that, if Aracely is suffering, she can call him up and he will offer her comfort. Aw/ew?

[TVyNovelas]