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Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos have managed to overcome her fondness for hugging male friends with her mouth and are back together.
Gio even saw it fit to serenade his lady love (guacala!) at her home after playing against Honduras.
Ok, so. We need your thoughts on this. Our Exican often offered (threatened?) to serenade us for our birthday or Valentine's Day or our Anniversary of Presidents' Day, but we would always put a wrench in his plans by sobbing and telling him we'd break up with him if he did. He thought it was thoughtful and romantic, we felt it was cheesy and drew attention to us unnecessarily.
And this is just one of several things we wish boyfriends would please stop doing. Others include:
Giovani Dos Santos Serenades Belinda. Boyfriends? Please Stop Doing This.
24 Sep 2009 | 21:03
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Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos have managed to overcome her fondness for hugging male friends with her mouth and are back together.
Gio even saw it fit to serenade his lady love (guacala!) at her home after playing against Honduras.
Ok, so. We need your thoughts on this. Our Exican often offered (threatened?) to serenade us for our birthday or Valentine's Day or our Anniversary of Presidents' Day, but we would always put a wrench in his plans by sobbing and telling him we'd break up with him if he did. He thought it was thoughtful and romantic, we felt it was cheesy and drew attention to us unnecessarily.
And this is just one of several things we wish boyfriends would please stop doing. Others include:
- Wearing belts that say "Gucci" in cursive. Giovani. Jesus.
- Hiring mariachis for our birthday party. DON'T.
- Doing dorky dances in public. This is a dad thing, not a boyfriend thing, guys. Save it for when you can embarrass your offspring.
- Softly uttering "whoa" when we eat an entire pizza. Ladies eat too! And so do we.
- Loudly announcing "haha, you can sure knock those back" when we out-drink you.
- Spanking in public.
- Making dutch ovens.
- Not regularly clipping your toenails.
- Making fun of our family. We can do it. You can not.
- Wearing socks and sandals. It happens to even the best of guys and it just... it needs to end.
Gio le lleva serenata a Belinda [Kiosko]
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I had a bf who would rap to me.. it was cheesie but cute. and another who would play his drums over the phone. Rules for me... DO NOT WEAR SANDALS AT ALL. men wearing sandals is gross, well flipflops at the beach are ok. Dont tweeze/wax your eye brows. (I can barely keep up with my own) Dont judge me when I judge you on your clothes/shoe choices.
ReplyAnother rule.............unless you are at the beach or doing some water related activity, please do not photograph yourself with your chest/stomach area exposed.........not even if you have a six pack or a keg as the case may be.
ReplyWAT. That is her boyfriend? FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- He is monstrous. Belinda is either blind or simply was desperate at the moment this turdface asked her out.
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