NO!: Graciela Beltran And Jenni Rivera Bury The Hatchet. Not In Each Other’s Faces.

Well folks. It would seem that the feud of the CENTURY has sputtered and fizzled to a stop. Singer Graciela Beltran has come forward saying everything’s copasetic and that she “admires Jenni for being a fighter.” No! Admire her with your fist!

Jenni Rivera, you’ll recall, trashed Graciela in her new single “Ovarios” and recently made some comments about Graciela’s missing - and presumably kidnapped / murdered - brother. Graciela handled the attacks by crying profusely to any media outlets who would have her. And it was awesome. 

Why? Partly because of the comments this post received. For example:

Okay,
I don’t wan’t to talk shit about Jenni But She talks so many shit she is a fat ass that should be quit talking about graciela’s dead brother that’s fuckin bullshit you don’t talk things about a dead person cause you don’t know when you might die.Graciela is a well mannered girl that deserves respect.Jenni quit hateing.Sorry jenni fans for the language but it’s definatly true. I think Jenni is just jealous that graciela has been a great singer. no ofense Jenni but go take a lap! . Graciela is really respectful. And Jenni’s Dad is simply a child abuser. With all respect

Yo. You can’t get any more fuckin’ respectful than that, motherfuckers. No offense.

Or how about this:

okayy Look aLl yew jenii hateRs can sukk iiT Leave heR aLoNe dnT b jeLous cuz shes a big thikk beutiiFul women thatt otheR bitch idkk who she b butt she needs 2 stoop putinG on a fake ass seen 4 us wehh dntt wana c a fkkn movie wehh can go 2 tha movie theaters 4 thatt shyyt justt leave LA DIVA DE LA BANDAS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s a HUMAN BEING! Go to Hell! Or to a movie!

But now? Graciela tells TVyNovelas that she “prayed for Jenni” throughout the course of their public fight. Ugh. God. Spanish-language tabloids love soft-balling questions and fawning over celebrities. The follow-up “question” was “It was so good of you to have done that…” Graciela responds by saying it’s selfish to only pray for oneself.

BARF! 

Just wait until one of these two has a new album to promote. 

We know, we know. We’re being entirely negative and divisive and mean-spirited. It’s just that… Sigh. We love the drama. We do! Maybe if Jenni and Graciela started going out together and being friends and helping the poor dramatically, we’d be inclined to be more supportive of their changes of heart. Or maybe if they did things like ask photographers how their dick sucking was going. Or if they came out as bisexual. But until then, we’ll be here. Pouting and patronizingly praying for our enemies. 

Admiro a Jenni Por Luchona [TVyNovelas, print]