Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Shoulda Put A Ring On It

As we stumble our way into a long weekend (That’s right, Guanababies. We’re heading out of town and into trouble this Labor Day weekend.), let’s take a moment a look back on the week that was. 

We learned that Donald Trump is picky, we had a mental image of Levi Johnston and Tank getting figgy with it, we learned that our chipotle-infused blood can cure blindness and diarrhea, we were chastised for not thinking of the children and it kind of made us want to slap a baby in a Wal*Mart.

Oh, and we also got to learn a little bit about a certain commenter:

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Chrisbrownsbowtie is my cock ring

Well, hello.

We hope you lovely people have wonderful weekends full of bowties and magical minority blood. Take care, guys.