A Quick Memo To Jessica Alba, Re: Hair
28 September 2009, 11:28 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Dear J,
OMG! So, even though we’re not one of the Fug Girls, as one lovely commenter so helpfully pointed out, it would seem that you agreed, on some level, with our take on the blonde hair you’d been wearing around lately. This new red color is much nicer and much less reminiscent of dirty dishwater with little bits of parsley and corn floating around in it.
And, not only did you go for a warmer, richer color - and it’ll only look better as time goes on and it fades a little - you also decided to eschew pulling your hair back so as not to resemble this little guy. Well done!
However, we’re worried that you seem unsure, or perhaps angry, over your hair color. Turn that frown upside-down, J-Dawg. You look great! We don’t even have anything snarky (in the vein of other, clearly more superior bloggers) to say about your outfit, since we’re wearing something embarrassingly similar today. Except maybe like $5,000 less expensive.
Anyway: You look great.
See? We can be nice. Fuckers.
xo,
Guanabee
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i like the fuckers part!
;)
OMG, Does she have a doobie?
http://www.dominicanblowout.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dominicanblowout_doobie10.jpg
Oh my God!!! I’ve seen so many women out in public wearing this and wondered what it was all about. I guess it beats wearing curlers and chancletas on the subway. Sort of.
Doobies are a way to keep naturally curly hair straight after a blowout, FYI.
im not gonna lie i rock that doobie…..think about it u just did ur hair its nasty out and u have somewhere to be later…….the doobie keeps ur hair perfect!!….i sleep with it too!
Oh man, my Mom made me do that every night back in the day. I wear my hair curly now, that whole salon thing is so expensive and time consuming.
We all want what we can’t have. Now I spend hours trying to get my hair curly.
i like her purse