Juanes Introduces Us To Baby Dante, Prompts Battle Of The Latinoid Babies

Juanes posted a picture of his newborn son, Dante, (You know: The one named after the family dog.) to his Twitter account. And we must admit he’s quite a cute little womb hamster. Look at his wee little nose! 

But, with all the babies celebrities have been been pooping out lately, is Dante the cutest one of all? We must have a Celebrity Baby Death Match of Cutosity in order to find out which baby can be named Cute Overlord. 

Name: Emme & Max 

Parents: Jennifer Lopez and the Chupacabra

Stats: These twins have been swathed in cashmere and diamonds and swan vomit since their birth and are always impeccably groomed and dressed to the nines. Plus, they were born without any help from anyone, which is, like so important. 

Name: Honor Marie

Parents: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren

Stats: Honor is always seen in adorable outfits, happily playing with her parents. She seems like a well-loved little girl who somewhat adorably has the tendency to mimic her mom’s signature scowl.

Name: Max 

Parents: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

Stats: Little Max looks like a wee boy version of his famous mom, complete with big blue eyes and poofy lips. And she breastfed him. In case you hadn’t heard the first seventy-five times Christina announced it. 

Name: Isabella Damon

Parents: Matt and Luciana Damon

Stats: Isabella - and her sister, Gia - aren’t photographed much, probably because their parents lead fairly low-key, private lives. We’re sure baby Isabella spends her days watching the various Bourne films and carefully coordinating her bows to her shoes. 

Name: Levi

Parents: Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves

Stats: Little Levi is a beach bum baby, often seen straight chillin’ outdoors, probably thinking about how he’s going to manage building a bong out of his milk bottle. 

Name: Valentina

Parents: Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault

Stats: Valentina can probs buy and sell you several times over. That’s cute, right?