Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl’s Website

We had initially brushed aside rumors that Levi Johnston, secret Mexican and rising Hollywood star, was posing for Playgirl because we thought that 1) surely he wouldn’t pose nude and potentially jeopardize his burgeoning career in the art and we know that 2) Playgirl magazine no longer exists. You might recall that Levi and his manager, Tank, discussed the possibility of posing for Playgirl after his Vanity Fair photoshoot. The discussion segued, as these things do, into a homoerotic discourse on fig leaves, and how many each would need and whether Tank cries after sex. (He does, but only a little. He turns towards the wall and sort of sniffles. And when you ask, “Sugarbear! What’s wrong?” he sort of shrugs and laughed, kind of embarrassed. It’s so fucking cute.)

TMZ, at least, confirms Levi’s posing for the (online?) publication is a go, and the only thing he has left to consider is whether he will pose showing his Johnston or his… Levi? He is said to be hitting the gym extra hard in preparation for the shoot, which will take place at some point this month and, we assume, will be available via Playgirl’s website, PlaygirlTTV.com.

So the only thing that’s left to figure out is what scenario, exactly Levi is going to be featured in for his shoot. Having worked for Playgirl for some time, we feel confident is our guesses of how this is going to go down. Here are some possibilities:

• Cowboy.
• … or an American Indian, a police officer, a biker, a construction worker, or military man.
• Truck driver.
• Handsome jock.
• Farmhand.
• Slutty moose.
• Person of Wal*Mart.

Any other possibilities you can think of?

We’re not sure how aware of this Levi might be, but his decision to pose for Playgirl really cements young Levi in the position of Gay Pin-up. Then again, Playgirl also boasts the unique honor of debuting a certain portly, hirsute man in their “Real Men” section. That man? Ron Jeremy. Keep your eye on the prize, Levi.

Want to See Levi’s Johnston? Well… [TMZ]