Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Getting Married, According To Her Biographer

Can you believe Madonna and el Niño Jesus have been together for nine months now? She could have made herself a second-string boyfriend in that time. Anyway. As we’ve come to expect by this point, another set of marriage rumors are surrounding these two, complete with “experts” and “sources close to the couple” weighing in on how and why and when these couple of sizzling turds are going to tie the knot.

According to Madonna biographer Randy Taraborrelli, Madonna, 51, and Jesus, 22, are really for real totally getting married by the end of the year. Taraborrelli says the singer thinks her boyfriend is “very sweet” because he constantly checks up on her, even though she doesn’t usually return the favor because she is “self-involved.” Romantic!

And, according to a “relative,” she wants to create a dysfunctional marriage for a third time:

She knows that’s what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair.

Taraborrelli also quoted a “friend” who said:

He respects her, that’s number one. He has learned so much from her. He’s amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she’s self-involved, too.

Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it’s what’s driving things.

Because of her hot flashes? FUE BROMA.

Sounds like cacapoopoo, especially given Madonna’s previous track record when it comes to dating Latinos versus marrying high-profile white dudes. 

What do you think? Can you see these two ever getting married? Or is this relationship little more than a mutually-beneficial tryst?

Madonna and Jesus Luz have been together about nine months now. [The Daily Mail]