Pablo Montero And Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado Accuse One Another Of Taking Drugs

Alicia Machado, former Miss Universe and famous “eating machine,” isn’t saying singer and World’s Worst Boyfriend Pablo Montero is a druggie, per se, but she does describe at least two instances where she’s had to drag him off the streets while he was high in order to ensure he wouldn’t be snapped by the paparazzi. Alicia says that he was so far gone as to be completely incapacitated. And, you know, that’s what friends are for - dragging your ass out of the gutter while you’re crying that butterflies live in your intestines. 

For his part, Montero says that “if Alicia wants to talk about drugs, she should start with herself.”

Now that the wondrous and magical Jenni Rivera feud has, unfortunately, died down, we believe this could possibly be our new immature and overblown ego battle to follow obsessively. 

So. Who ya got? Let’s size up the competition:

Javier Montero

• Has a sad face hidden down his pants that could possibly bite or maim you
• Is not above throwing your shit out a window
• Can recruit his far superior brother, Javier, to shank you in a dark alley

Alicia Machado

• Will eat you
• Fought Donald Trump and won
• Has special laser beam pasties that can turn your bones into soup

Pablo Montero reta a Alicia Machado hablar de drogas [En El Brasero]