Dulce’s Lawyer Claims Pablo Montero’s Publicist Orchestrated The Whole Peepee Pic Scandal. Dulce Is So Sorry.

Antonio Figueroa, the attorney for Brenda Liz Perez (or “Dulce“), says his client was not trying to extort money from Pablo Montero and his dicklet, but was merely a peon in a scheme orchestrated by none other than Pablo’s own publicist, Harold Rosario. 

Figueroa finds it suspicious that Brenda Liz was brought into Pablo Montero’s hotel room at 3 a.m. with, as she claims, his personal photographer. Google Translate also offers us this gem:

They bring Dulce at 3 of tomorrow, and she invents all this scaffolding? Sweet might have the opportunity or the capacity of time to do a scaffolding that still we are all giving head? 

Personally, we don’t find it far-fetched that a well-known celebrity would entrust a close member of his entourage with bringing a call girl up to his room. 

Figueroa also claims that this isn’t the first time Harold Rosario has whipped up controversy for the sake of publicity, pointing to Rosario’s role in the notorious Miss Puerto Rico Pepper Spray Debacle of 2008.

We really, really hope this means someone is going to pepper sprayed while wearing a bikini and a tiara at some point in this trial. Our money is on Pablo.

Dulce, for her part, says she would like Pablo to forgive her for having taken a picture of his huevos. She appeared in a televised conference, weeping, saying she was, like, omg really so sorry. She has also said she’s “tired” of this whole scandal. 

Until her calendar comes out and she has to promote it, that is. 

Abogado de Dulce “le echa los veinte” a Harold Rosario [Primera Hora]