Pablo Montero: Worst Boyfriend Of All Time?

Pablo Montero, singer, actor and accidental nude model, allegedly threw a potted plant from the window of his girlfriend’s 5th story apartment. Some say there is a possibility that he may also have struck his girlfriend, Pamela Soledad, during the course of their argument. 

This, coupled with the fact that Pablo has at least three children, two of whom he’s largely ignored, quite possibly renders him one of the worst boyfriends ever. 

But, of course, he’s not alone. There plenty of other womanizers, liars, mamas’ boys, losers and guys who break up with you out of nowhere just three days shy of your two anniversary the weekend after you look for an apartment together. Hypothetically speaking. With boyfriends like these, who needs enemas?

Jon “Eh Hardly” Gosselin

Even if he wasn’t a lazy, whiny, aimless good-for-nothing who flirted with his kids’ nanny in front of them (allegedly or whatever) and publicly flaunted his relationship with his wife’s plastic surgeon’s much younger daughter, dude wears Ed Hardy. This is enough reason not to ever let him see you naked. And that’s as a husband. As a boyfriend, he clearly has been using his new string of relationships for publicity and to make his estranged wife, Kate, jealous and heartbroken. Girlfriends aren’t peons for you to pee on, Jon. Unless it is mutually agreed upon prior to the act.

Eduaro “Does This Gay Make My Gay Look Gay?” Verastegui

Having your boyfriend pant “Isn’t gay sex so, like, wrong?” with a huge smile and his eyes gleaming wildly is slightly creepy during sex. As is the giant poster of Ricky Martin hanging above his bed. 

Mario “Tiny Dancer” Lopez

He cheated on his fiancée and we highly suspect he masturbates to his reflection in between sporadic spurts of performing the running man. Which is kind of sexy, sure, but it gets old after the first few hours.

Alberto “Episcolnailin’ya” Cutié

He cheated on Jesus. Not only is that bold, it doesn’t really say much for his commitment skills. 

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