Paula Abdul Imitated Ellen Degeneres On VH1. Not That She’s Insecure About Being Replaced Or Anything.

Last night on one of the many, meaningless awards shows, (VH1 Divas), Paula Abdul dressed up like Ellen Degeneres, with a blonde wig a suit and sneakers, and danced her way down the aisle to the stage, reminding us that the only musical qualification either of these women have for hosting American Idol is their rhythm.

Oh Paula, how many barbiturates did you swallow during the commercial break? We’re getting that same feeling we get when our drunk aunt starts outing all the family secrets at the dinner table because no one asked her to the prom in 12th grade.