Perez Hilton Picks On Tallulah Willis

4 September 2009, 9:42 AM. By Alex Alvarez

. 8 Comments

img_3115Perez Hilton, being both a scholar and a gentleman, has taken upon himself the task of recording and analyzing pop culture for prosperity, so that future bored, enraged cubicle-dwellers may look back on our society and know that we were amused by MS Paint cum dribbles doodled onto the faces of our celebrities. This is why it was not only Hilton’s pleasure, but his duty to inform us that 15-year-old Tallulah Willis, daughter of Bruce and Demi, is a slut.

Last month, Perez posted such Tweets as:

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And…

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Yesterday, Demi Moore recently decided to strike back at Perez, posting a string of Tweets about child pornography. Like this one:
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And this one:

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Perez, of course, responded to Demi’s allegations with characteristic grace and maturity:

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Demi’s Rep had this to say to website Gossip Cop:

“Demi feels that she, Ashton, Bruce and now [21-year-old] Rumer are fair game for him to pick on but her 15 year old daughter is off limits legally as a minor.” Moore’s spokesman also says that his client is tired of Hilton “being super mean to her kids and she draws the line with him promoting people to look at photos where her minor daughter is sexualized.”

What Perez is doing does not legally constitute as child pornography. Then again, we wonder what impact referring to a young teen girl as a “slut” while drawing attention to her breasts and ass may have on Perez’s advertisers, especially given his new, women’s site, CocoPerez, was partially created as a way to draw in advertisers who might be wary of the more negative, controversial content found on Perez’s flagship site. After all, what woman wouldn’t want to be supportive of a man who really respects us and isn’t just after the ad revenue we can generate as a demographic? Even the old hags among us who get all uppity when our husbands refuse to keep us in line:

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Plus, it’s probably not a stellar idea to go after the children of no less than three of Hollywood’s best-connected celebrities (Demi, Bruce and Ashton). At least still has big-name stars on his side, like… Katy Perry.

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  1. Cindy Casares
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    Cindy Casares wrote

    but where are the slutty pics?

  2. calitexican
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    calitexican wrote

    ugh, i can barely read his site, but i do. i absolutely refuse to follow him on twitter too. ew.

    twitter may have to be monitored by celebrities’ legal people so defamation doesn’t accidentally get out…oops! cawwwl me!

  3. laroncha
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    laroncha wrote

    someone needs to pull another Will.i.am and punch this fool.

  4. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    im not defending him but they really should watch their daughter… my mom would have wooped my ass with the thickest belt if i even came out of my room looking like that!

  5. Rumor Rat
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    Rumor Rat wrote

    Perez Hilton is a pathetic piece of human garbage.
    At http://www.RumorRat.com, we really dislike him and are constantly exposing him for the hater that he is.

  6. Alex Alvarez
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    Alex Alvarez wrote

    The leading pic of Tallulah airing out her chesticles is what turned Perez into a moralizing slut-shamer. Personally, I find the fact that she attends parties where the Cobrasnake is present more troublesome than her blouse.

  7. Cindy Casares
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    Cindy Casares wrote

    i agree that blouse was not slutty at all. but those butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts while she kissed her dad on the lips was a bit weird.

  8. Alex Alvarez
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    Alex Alvarez wrote

    Wait. That’s not normal?

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