Texas Governor Rick Perry Is Inventing Lawless Hordes Of Banditos For Election Season
24 September 2009, 5:56 PM. By Cindy Casares
THIS Asshole
Texas Governor Rick Perry, he of the Teabag Nation, has a new fun trick to appeal to wingnuts this election season: Sending Elite Texas Rangers to the border to fight the hordes of Mexican illegals rustling cattle. There’s just one problem. Local lawmakers have no idea what he’s talking about. The incidence of illegal aliens being apprehended is down by double digits in the areas where Perry has dispatched his Rinches. (So-called by Tejanos back in the days when Texas Rangers used to lynch Mexicans for fun.) And with a tough election coming up against La Kay Bailey Hutchison, (also a slut), it’s not hard to tell why he’s doing it.
“We don’t need the Texas Rangers to come to the border to quell any imaginary disturbance,” said Lupe Trevino, vice chairman of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Southwest Border Task Force and elected Democratic sheriff of urban Hidalgo County.
Also, Texas Rangers Assistant Chief L.C. Wilson, who is overseeing the “Ranger Recon” teams said something kinda weird:
Wilson declined to release any information regarding the placement or number of what he characterized as “outdoor SWAT teams,” but said they were trained and equipped for “nighttime domination.”
Watch out, illegals. We’ve seen this kind of cop before.
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This sounds like the best idea for the border.. Texas wranglers wrestling herds of immigrants back to Mexico? Seriously, have you lived in America long? I have 42 years. And there is no place like America now, its all in Espanol! If they come here illegal lets send them back illegally… however it may be… If they come here legally then let them learn English first. They will get an education and learn and maybe tell their millions of relatives to come over the right way.