Ruhama Canellis: “My Love Is Real & Alberto Cutié And I Were Totally Going To Tell You All About It, You Guys”

Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.

You know, since they’ve been silent and mysterious up until know what with the possibly-staged beach photos and details spilled by alleged exes and the Oprah appearance and whatnot.

Ruhama reveals that she and Alberto had “shared their first kiss” a while before the story of their ILLICIT LOVE AFFAIR OMG broke in the tabloids, and that they had tried to break off their relationship but THEIR PASSION WAS TOO GREAT! 

She also says her son did not know about the affair. Which is odd, because the first thing we always do upon embarking on an affair with a man of the cloth is tell our teen son and then the paparazzi. Not vice-versa.

Ruhama adds that she and Cutié were looking into converting to the Episcopal Church before the pictures of them getting sand in their chochas hit the press. Sure.

Ay, these people:

At another point in the interview, Ruhama says their love “came from God,” like a milky stream straight into their hearts. Aw.