Santa Tyra Banks Convinces Perez Hilton To Be Nice. Ish.

Tyra Banks, tireless champion of Tyra Banks, interviewed Perez Hilton for the season premiere of The Tyra Banks Show Starring Tyra Banks, Featuring Tyra Banks. This was for the very same episode where she made the world a better place by showing us all her real hair. During the interview, Tyra attempted to trick Perez into saying he felt remorse for making fun of celebrities, clearly forgetting that his soul is but a tiny dingleberry clinging onto the butt hairs of the internet. 

Tyra attempted to make Perez promise to lay off writing about minors for a year. Perez queefed in horror, strangled an adorable baby unicorn, and then finally compromised, saying he’s stop for six months. You’ll recall that Perez had a recent Twitter fight with Demi Moore, caused by his having Tweeted that her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah dresses like a slut. Funny enough, Tyra’s show was shot on August 16th - before the Twitter fight even occurred. 

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But the real question remains: Why is Perez so bitter towards celebs’ womb spawn? Is it because they up and stole his Lucky Charms?

Perez (or, perhaps more accurately, his sister / facetwin) did attempt to be “nicer” when covering celebrities for a brief period following his public scuffle with the Black-Eyed Peas’ Will.i.am, perhaps as a result of realizing, if only for a moment in time, that his readers, celebrities and fellow bitter Cuban-American gossip bloggers from Miami were all overwhelmingly in support of Perez being punched in the face. It made his site even more unreadable than usual and we’ll admit to not being sure how he’ll handle trying to weave in superfluous exclamation points into his posts without drawing a penis over a 15-year-old’s face. 

Tyra Makes Perez Say He Feels Bad About Mocking Celebs! Almost! [LOGO]