White Problems™: Please Don’t Take A Picture Of My Dog

30 September 2009, 1:39 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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Previously, we’ve looked into how one’s economic status and background features into how one treats one’s dog, be it as a pet, a member of the family or as a tasty snack.

In our latest look into the phenomenon that is people with White Problems™, we will seek to figure out why, exactly, some people are so protective of their pooches, going so far as to make sure strangers don’t take an unauthorized photo of their little darling on the street. 

Gothamist shares a little story about one young lady’s run-in with a particularly protective dog owner in Manhattan:

A contributor named Melissa says she was walking across 59th Street between Seventh and Broadway in Midtown today when she spotted an adorable dog, so cute that she decided to snap a picture of it to share with her sister. But Melissa, who does some freelance photography work for magazines, says that as soon as the dog’s owner spotted her with her camera out, he began screaming at her. She tells us that he called her “a bitch (among other things)” and writes that his verbal assault was “a maniacal tirade so big that people passing were telling him to shut up.”

We don’t think this is normal. While it may have been polite of Melissa (if that’s even her real name) to have asked the dog owner whether she could take a photo of his pookiebabytigglywinkleface - as you should do with anything that belongs to someone else -it’s not like she was raping the dog on the sidewalk. 
Did he think she was going to upload the photo onto something called, like, “MEGA HAPPY DOG FUCKERS?” We mean. Come on. You put shoes on your dog and expect people won’t want to bone it take its picture?:
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He definitely sees his dog as more than a pet or property. He’s like a mama bear calling a stranger a bitch for looking at its cub too long. No one who sees a dog as a lawn ornament covered in fleas would have reacted this way and treat their dog with more respect and care than a fellow human being. 
So: Freaking out over someone taking a picture of your dog? White Problem™ #3, right after “Worrying That Your Lip Gloss Wore Off While You Were Pushing A Person Out Your Babyhole” and “Wondering When You’ll Finally Get A Gawker Commenting Star.”

Is It Cool to Take Pictures of Someone’s Dog Without Asking? [Gothamist]

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    Guest wrote

    White problem #4: Worrying if the chosen location for brunch serves their mimosas with pulp.

  2. laroncha
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    white people… i will never understand you.

  3. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    I just want to say this was hilarious and I so missed this feature.

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