Alejandra Guzman Has Lost $1 Million Because Of Her Exploding Ass

Alejandra Guzman, asstronaut, says she has lost a total of $1 million from her the botched cosmetic procedure performed on her glutes. The procedure led to the formation of painful fatty growths underneath her skin, which had to be removed in a costly procedure. 

Guzman, who plans to sue Victoria de Albornoz, the woman who runs the clinic where she had her procedure done, says the surgery and hospital stay she had to undergo after the procedure cost her $500,000, and the concerts she had to cancel set her back another $500,000. Guzman added that she’d like Albornoz to “return everything she’s taken away.” Cheesycheeks, was it not your own fool-ass decision to visit the equivalent of a back alley hobo with a scalpel and a turkey baster?

Guzman says she has decided not to undergo any further cosmetic procedures and has urged other women to discover how “real beauty rests in the soul” and that “vanity is the greatest sin of all.” 

That’s special and everything, but we really doubt she’d be singing this tune had the surgery gone according to plan. It seems that plastic surgery is only a terrible practice when it goes wrong, no?

Alejandra Guzmán dice que perdió 1 millón de dólares por tratamiento estético [Primera Hora]