Alejandra Guzman Hospitalized For Something Kind Of Gross

Alejandra Guzman, singer and overall super fashionable person, has been taken to hospital to undergo treatment for an icky nodule on her lower back.

The singer is said to be suffering from an angiolipoma, which happens to be “a painful subcutaneous nodule, having all other features of a typical lipoma.” A lipoma, by the way, is a benign tumor made of fatty tissue. In the body, it creates a bump, like any other tumor. Outside the body, it looks like a chewed-up piece of chicle. 

Earlier, there had been some speculation that La Guzman had been hospitalized because her ass had been injected into her ass during a cosmetic surgery procedure. Lies. And she’s used to that anyway. 

Because of her hospitalization, Alejandra has had to cancel several promotional events in the U.S. Sad. However, she’s said to be responding well to medication and will likely be released soon and in good health.

And to think: All of this could have been so easily prevented if only she’d worn more clothing.

Alejandra Guzmán internada en Hospital [La Metiche]