Alejandra Guzman Will Sue The Doctor Who Gave Her Heinous Butt Boils

Alejandra Guzman and her butt are set to sue Valentina de Albornoz, the cosmetologist responsible for botching Guzman’s cosmetic ass procedure, resulting in an unsavory growth and painful surgery.

Recently, at least two other former patients who visited the center run by de Albornoz have issued complaints and suits of their own, charging the center’s employees with producing bad work and even molesting patients.

Explains La Guzman from her hospital bed in Mexico:

I want to seek justice for all the people who’ve had to go trough this. Some have died and it doesn’t make sense that people profit from this. I don’t see any explanation for why they do this.

Uh. Maybe because foolish people are willing to dole out money for quick surgical procedures without conducting any research into the credentials of facilities or doctors? 

Guzman maintains that she did not initially want the procedure, which likely involved injecting questionable substances into her backside, done, but was talked into it at the clinic. Which sounds a lot like prom night. 

Alejandra Guzmán demandará a su cosmetóloga [People en Español]