Brandi Glanville Not Ok With LeAnn Rimes Moving In With Eddie Cibrian / Stealing Her Life

Brandi Glanville, estranged wife of actor-type person Eddie Cibrian, is hopping mad that his new girlfriend, the sweet and lovely LeAnn Rimes, has moved in with him. In fact, Glanville called Rimes is a SPACE INVADER. Which is not what Rimes is in the least. ‘Cuz those are generally small and kinda cute:

I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She’s moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son’s school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool.

Wouldn’t the real invasion of space have occurred when your husband placed his… golf club in her golf bag? We’re inclined to think Glanville should be wary of placing all the blame on LeAnn, atrocious and trifling as she is. It takes two to sink a hole in one. As it were.

Glanville says she’s run into (but not yet over) LeAnn in their California neighborhood, and is even seen her picking up Glanville and Cibrian’s son, Mason, from school. Glanville opines that Rimes needs to “have a sensitive side and back the F up.” We agree. Glanville also believe Rimes is obsessed with her to the point of trying to go Single White Female on her ass. We… do not agree:

Honestly, she’s Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family.

Dude. She just wants your husband’s hot, hot ass in bed. That’s it. Wait until she films her next Lifetime movie or meets Alberto Cutié. She’ll be out of your husband’s life - and yours - before you can say “MOUSE TRAP.” Play not the scorned wife, Brandi. Come drink with us and watch Escandalo TV instead. And bring your Jammerz!

Eddie Cibrian’s Ex: LeAnn Rimes Is “Invading My Space” [Us Magazine]