Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Keep Fuckin’ That Chicken, Papi
9 October 2009, 5:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
What a lovely week it’s been. On the downside? Our wisdom teeth are eating our brain. Sad. :( On the plus side? VICODIN.
We’ll be down and out of our mind this weekend because we’re having those suckers removed, but we’re sure that, in our altered state, we will take comfort knowing at least one conquistador out there is going to find us sexy:
Re: The International Fuckability Hierarchy Index: Latin Countries
I have conquered North and Central America and working on the south. Meaning i’ve had a woman from every country from Canada to Colombia, yeah all of them. So far, the Nicaraguans and the Colombians are tied for first. But Latina’s in general are hot… there’s just something about being called “papi” that blows my mind away. Call me “daddy” and i feel like a pedophile.
Yeah, that’s right. All of them, son. That’s our boiiii! You keep sticking it into every taco, empanada, mofongo and pastelito you can find. Personally, we’d rather not get with men who want to go all Amerigo on our Vespuccis. If yaknowwhatwe’resayin.’
Have a good weekend, Guanababies.
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Hope you feel better. Heres a tip: Mix some Viccodin and some good Ganja with some tequilla, wwwwwwooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo away goes the pain
is there anyway you can make that pic the avatar for the conquistador?
with all that above shit together i’m sure it makes the pain go away cause yr ass will be sleepin, snorin and droolin all over the place. and on that note, feel better!
I hate having to waste good pain-drugs on pain. it’s like having to use sickdays cause you are actually sick.
Hope you feel better soon.