OMG: Gather ‘Round And Listen To “Fresh Out The Oven” - Jennifer Lopez’s New Single Featuring Pitbull
7 October 2009, 1:52 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Ok, babies. Brush off your velour hotpants and make sure your hoop earrings are big enough for a chihuahua to use as a hula hoop because it is time to gather around and listen to Jennifer Lopez’s - no, sorry, Lola’s - new single with Pitbull.
It is called “Fresh Out the Oven” and features baked goods as euphemisms for female genitalia. We’re on board:
Well.
Ok. First impression? These lyrics are embarrassing. If you’re going to be cheesy, don’t half-ass it. Go for full ass cheese, Lola, like we all know you can. If you’re going to do something silly like sing “You say you want the cookie / You’re gonna have to wait for the cookie / No touchie touchie / Only lookie lookie” go all out and mention some pun on the word milk, then make an accompanying dance move. Go all the way, girl. Be campy and fun and crazy. Yodel about wolves while dancing in a glittery colon. Frankly, we expect more from you.
Also: Pitbull doesn’t say “dale,” “Cubano” or “Boricua” nearly enough.
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Gotta say, I do love her dress in the thumbnail.
um the beats tight.
Her name’s Lola now? Since when?
I like how they didn’t even bother to doctor up her voice. She sounds harrrrible.
Good lord, this is awful.
Whoa mama, this song stinks!!!
Pitbull? Man, I thought that was Jason Kidd standing next to La Lopez. And what the heck does the term “dale” mean?