So What Do We Think About George Lopez’s First Round Of Guests?
29 October 2009, 3:19 PM. By Alex Alvarez
By now you are all aware that George Lopez is set to terrorize America with his new late-night talk show, Lopez Tonight. But we’ll bet you didn’t know about all the exciting guest stars he’ll be featuring on the show’s premiere episode November 9th!
Let’s check ‘em out:
- Sandra Bullock. The Proposal did well, right? So why don’t we talk about that some more.
- Ray Romano. More like Ray RomanYES! Right, ladies?
- Jamie Foxx. The extra X lets you know he’s really into your vagina.
- Charlie Sheen. We guess secret Mexicans are still Latinos, too.
- Queen Latifah. Actually. Now that we think of it, we’d rather watch Queen Latifah on a late-night talk show.
- Marc Anthony. Who?
- Ted Danson. He’s on Bored to Death! [Ed. note: Which is a great show my lovely and talented first year college roommate is working on and which takes place in my neighborhood. SO WATCH IT!]
- Andy Garcia. He’s in New York, I Love You. And he’s hot. Excellent choice.
- Larry David. Make sure no one waters him before his appearance.
- Taylor Lautner. Eh. Fetuses aren’t that interesting to us.
- Kelly Osbourne. She was on that show, right, Come, America, Watch Me Dance My Way Into Pop Culture Obscurity?
- Floyd Mayweather. That’s a name.
- Arsenio Hall. Why?
- Kathy Griffin. Isn’t it cute when straight women use gay men as props? *cuddlez*
- Ellen Degeneres. Should be on every show, all over, at the same time.
- Eva Mendes. Sigh.
- Oscar de la Hoya. We hope he and Eva don’t wear the same dress. Awkward!
- Eva Longoria. No, duh. These two fools do everything together nowadays. They’re like Laurel and, well. Hardly.
And, most importantly…
JESSICA ALBA!
Interesting choices indeed. We’ll let you all weigh in on the significance this has for the Future of Latinos.
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No politicians? Jessica Alba!? Someone is clearly not thinking of the children.
I also think they chose Arsenio Hall because he was the first black man to host a late-night talk show. True story.
Oh, really. if you didn’t tell us we wouldn’t have known. thanks.
He is going to run out of closet Mexicanos in the first week.After he runs out of “Latino” guests, who will he tell his grandma jokes to?
why has Eric Estrada not been invited?He is a true TV latino pioneer.years ago he was the only latino on tv.and paved the way for Mr.Lopez. Also George loves to clown on him cuz he does infomercials.( I suspect Eric is pissed and george is afraid to get bitch slapped)
the other way around buddy the other way around. wey. arriba Jorge lo. lol
I think those two have some kind of feud going on.
there is no feud it’s justified hatred. estrada refused to shake George’s hand when he was up and coming, it’s just a little payback. never ever underestimate or belittle anyone cause you never know where theyll end up when they grow up. gettem George screw his ass.
ok larry king asked eric estrada what was up.he said he called george on that apologized for the slight and otherwise called george out,new york style.mr lopez replied he s a lover not a fighter…gl is a golf playin,LA chicano/ Mr.estrada is PRcan from NY and mr. lopez cannot relate to that experience.Mr. Estrada however we all may feel… remains the true latino tv pioneer.I guess without chips..there would be no lopez tonight..
I think George should accept Estrada’s apology and get over it. It’s not good to hold grudges.
what it the fuck has chips got to do with Lopez. go suck on estrada millimeter peter you moron.
because chips was a show that featured a latino(Eric estrada) on tv ..before your menso ass was even born…dont talk shit eric is a bad dude ..also your grammar is all tweaked go order ingles sin barreras….you morono…(and whats with the dick thing puto?
u asswipe this is isn’t a spelling bee contest. if u don’t know what your’e talking about don’t type and the peter sucking doesn’t mean you are gay dumb fuck it means that u look up to this individual.
ok all your posts say peter or dick or something penile.if you have a penis fetish thats cool.there are forums for peterpans like you.its cool.but you should let intelligent latinos discuss things maturely and btw,having respect for eric who grew up in hells kitchen.and looking up to him are two different things…ok peter dick face go beat up your tranny girlfriend….also a spelling bee by definition is a contest so no need to be redundant.
Erik Estrada is an embarrassing non-Spanish-speaking Santero fool. Team George!
Ok back to the subject of show… I think it’s something different to look forward to at least! George seems to be doing very well lately… landing his own Late Night show and his new upcoming movie “The Spy Next Door” that comes out Jan 15th… looks pretty fun for the family actually. Check out the FB fan page I just found… facebook/spynextdoor…. I’d definitely take my kids!