Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: So Quit Stalin And Just Ask Her Out Already

16 October 2009, 5:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez

. 3 Comments

fight_the_powerWell, this week’s just been all kinds of fun! We have two less teeth in our head, can’t drink because of meds that make us vomit and want to drink, and some fool-ass family did some stupid shit with a giant balloon. Also, we have a bug bite on our face that resembles a tertiary nipple. WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT?!

It’s a good thing, then, that we can get drunk on our love for Fytdapwr, who has authored two comments this week that us giggle, painfully:

Re: Meghan McCain Threatens To Leave Twitter After Being Labeled A Slut

Is that really Meghan McCain??? I will vote for her dad, W, Reagan….fuckin Stalin for her, baby! I’ll take her shopping! Chet!!

Re: Balloon Boy Admits “We Did This For The Show.”

I’m glad he’s alive, but now I want him dead.

And there you have it, folks. Stay cozy this weekend.

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  1. laroncha
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    I missd a lot this week. I was going to try and read thru everything… i didn’t try very hard. sorry. and fuck it i have a cold now.

  2. (+1)

    Wow! I don’t know what to say.

    Who’s not amounting to anything, NOW, mom?!?!

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