Because It’s Hump Day: Who Gives The Hottest Heads Of State?
21 October 2009, 12:05 PM. By Alex Alvarez
The site “Hottest Heads of State” (a misnomer, as some of the list are actually the Head of Government, not State) takes a look at leaders from over 100 different countries and rates them on their level of attractiveness. Old people and fatties are, more often than not, placed near the bottom, with younger, more fit people being near the top.
We decided to show you where Latin American, Hispanic and Portuguese-speaking leaders rank on this list. And we also threw in the Phlippines because, well. We wanted to. The only thing we really disagree with is the fact that Hugo Chavez did not take the entire top 10. A travesty:
5. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner - President of Argentina
Is it hot in here, babies, or is it just me?
6. Rafael Correa - President of Ecuador
9. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo - President of the Philippines
11. Michelle Bachelet - President of Chile
17. Mauricio Funes - President of El Salvador
Hello? Someone sexted me?
29. José Maria Neves - Prime Minister of Cape Verde
30. Tabaré Vázquez - President of Uruguay
36. Alvaro Uribe - President of Colombia
42. Aníbal Cavaco Silva - President of Portugal
Anyone for a chiclet?
53. Evo Morales - President of Bolivia
60. Felipe Calderón - President of Mexico
67. Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva - President of Brazil
87. Alvaro Colom - President of Guatemala
I'm touched. But not literally. Yet.
97. ♥ Hugo Chavez - President of Venezuela ♥
100. Daniel Ortega - President of Nicaragua
101. Juan Carlos I - King of Spain
117. Leonel Fernandez - President of the Dominican Republic
Even Fidel wants to touch my ass.
134. Ricardo Martinelli - President of Panama
137. Alan Garcia - President of Peru
139. Fernando Lugo -President of Paraguay
140. Oscar Arias - President of Costa Rica
Come over and I'll show you my Peace Prize. Baby.
153. Fradique de Menezes - President of São Tomé and Príncipe
169. Raul Castro -President of Cuba
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Can’t believe I wasted two minutes of my life reading this. So ashamed.
Sorry you feel that way, I guess. But just because something is, uh, superficially superficial, doesn’t mean there isn’t something to learn from it. For example: On this list, a lot of older and darker people are lumped near the bottom, and younger, lighter-skinned people are ranked as more attractive. Which isn’t earth-shattering, of course, but I do think it’s interesting to see this sort of thinking play out more or less innocently somewhere where race and ethnicity isn’t the main focus.
You know what? You’re right, especially when it is put into terms of age and skin-tone discrimination. I apologize for not catching on to that immediately.
I don’t know dude, I think you’re just seeing things. I’ll give you the fact that there are more younger people at the top becuase, you know, youth is always associated with attractiveness. But half of the top ten are people of color: 2 blacks, 2 asians, and a dark-skinned Rafael Correa. I don’t think that a list that puts Congolese president
JosephKabila at number four is a list that is discriminating by skin color.
Perhaps my eyes have deceived me. But I do know that youth is not always associated with attractiveness. I’m young (relatively), but I am not attractive.
I was replying to Alex, but I guess the point stands.
You had said dude, so naturally I assumed that your words were directed at me. Sorry.
The chiclet comment below that dude’s pic was reason enough to read it. Totally made me LOL.
christina probably needs a neck surgery lol but has nice legs.. very doable. who wouldnt do a head of state. female that is. lol.