Oh Jesus: Taking A Look At Jesus Luz’s DJ Gig In Brazil

Jesus Luz is, as you might know by now, doing the whole DJ thing, which is the logical step bridging “model” and “designer of casual apparel featuring kicky rhinestone embellishments.” His budding career saw him visiting Santa Catarina, where he delighted the crowd by clapping and gyrating while two other men mostly attended to his set. 

Other things to look out for during his performance:

• The patented “clap-’n-point” move, preferred by 4 out of 5 Ed Hardy enthusiasts.
• Sunglasses worn indoors.
• The sampling of a Coldplay song.
• Track pants. 
• A t-shirt with a mandate.
• A crowd of people who are not dancing.

Also please keep in mind that Jesus was rumored to have requested five bodyguards and $10,000 for a half hour performance. 

Jesus’ Tour Stops By Santa Catarina [Made in Brazil]