Leave It To Lamas Episode Two: “Family Orgy Imminent”

This week on Leave it to Lamas, or as we like to call it, Watching Dumb People Argue, dating was the order of the day. Eldest daughter Shayne met a cute boy in a bar with whom to suck and swallow, so she did what any reasonable young lady would do, invited him home to see her family in the light of day. Her family who can’t stop getting into each others’ fucking. (Not their fucking business, but their actual fucking.) But first, Shayne who looks exactly like all of her father’s ex-wives, went on a date with dear old dad. There, she played wingman and hooked Lorenzo up with a woman who was basically her twin. This show is totally going to end in a huge family orgy.

Speaking of familial sexual tension, you could cut that shit with a knife the night Shayne decided to have her new beau over. She and A.J. got into it and those sparks were a flying.

“You’re not the boss of me,” is probably what A.J. screams during climax. With his step-mom. Who also looks just like his sister.

Shayne finally had her little date with the boy from the club, but in the end, the Lamas can never truly love anyone but their creepy, blonde, botoxed family. As it should be.

A.J.’s even wearing a Hamlet t-shirt. A play where mom sleeps with her brother-in-law and the son is left to grapple with his Oedipal demons. We get it E! You bunch of sickos.