Levi Johnston Continues To Receive Endorsements For Knocking Up Sarah Palin’s Daughter

This new commercial for Wonderful Pistachios features z-grade celebrity Levi Johnston in an even lower grade concept that goes like this: Levi’s bodyguard makes sure it’s safe for him to eat pistachios all so that the announcer can say, “Now, Levi Johnston does it with protection.” Oh, ha, ha. We get it. The client didn’t have any money.

“We want to remind America, in a light-hearted way, that pistachios are a unique, fun and healthy snack,” said Dominic Engels, vice president of global marketing, Paramount Farms, producer of Wonderful Pistachios. “The experience of cracking open a pistachio is unlike any other and we’re using a humorous, tongue-in-cheek approach, and a wide range of celebrity figures, to remind people of that. We feel confident that our irreverent approach will help break through the marketing clutter and make people feel good about pistachios.”

It doesn’t, Dominic. In fact, now when we think of pistachios, we’ll think of Levi’s johnson and how he couldn’t wrap it up long enough to keep from knocking up his teenage girlfriend. Also, we’ll think about the ignoramuses who almost ended up in the White House because of people like you who will support any idiot as long it makes you a buck.

Levi Johnston’s Pistachio Commercial [Buzzfeed]