Levi Johnston Is Eating Moose In Preparation For His Playgirl Shoot

La Razafarian Levi Johnston is taking careful steps to ensure his upcoming appearance in Playgirl is a memorable one by working out, keeping fit and eating a shitload of moose. His trainer says moose meat is quite healthy and Levi, being Levi, has lots of it stored up from various hunting expedition in the icy tundra wasteland he calls home:

Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean. He’s an avid hunter, so he has his own. I’m not trying to give him a body builder’s look. He’s going to be more toned and more defined. I’d like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We’re going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist.

This is exactly why Playgirl folded the first time around. A note to men who meddle in cheesecake ostensibly geared towards women: Hi, it is 2009. Tastes change and, frankly, not a lot of women are interested in seeing chiseled, muscular bodies that are tan and hairless. Levi is stupidly hot as he is, plus it’d be nice to see men who are skinny or hairy or have a lil’ beer gut show their junk every now and then. Why are men on sitcoms allowed to be chubby or gangly, but dudes in (mainstream) porn have to be all looking like Baywatch extras from 1992? Seriously, deja el alce. Que coma vaca frita con arroz y frijoles. 

That said: We hear beaver is an excellent source of protein. TRY IT!

Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Prep: Gym and Moose Meat [People]