Madonna Will Buy Jesus Luz A Multi-Million Manger Of His Very Own
8 October 2009, 1:40 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Madonna, talented singer and successful actress with a natural beauty so breathtaking it makes baby birds pop, has decided she wants her boyfriend-child Jesus Luz to be close to her and her family… but not too close. Since she believes it’s not the right time to have him move in with her and her children in their New York apartment, she’s shopping around for a nearby place that Jesus can call his own.
This is an excellent plan, especially given Madonna would rather get run over by a train than get married again, so it’s good for her to have some space to herself in her giant, multi-million dollar Central Park West townhouse.
Says a source (Madonna’s cheek filler):
Em is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved.
She’s told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought.
She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.
Why, this almost makes dating Madonna sound appealing. And yet: Leotard crotch sweat. No thanks.
Jesus kept [The Sun]
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That’s great, now Madonna has a kid from almost every country!
Zing!
Bah, this is infuriating. I would do things MUCH worse than shutting my eyes and sticking it in Madonna for an UWS apartment of my very own. Where is my rich, horny older woman? Why is life so unfair?
“Madonna, talented singer and successful actress with a natural beauty so breathtaking it makes baby birds pop”
Wow, this is entirely “off base,” it’s embarrassing. Someone should consider going back to “snark school.” I mean, I hope such a school exists. Or maybe Nick Denton can give you some advice. ’cause, girl, you need it!
‘Nuff said.